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[chemveil]

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2/4, DM.

[nishad]

24 HOURS AFTER THIS.

Can I be done fucking off now?

2/4, DM.

[chemveil]

Drunk from this.

I guesssssss. But you have to apologize for being stupid.

2/4, DM.

[nishad]

[…] I wouldn’t say it’s stupid to feel responsible for maintaining functionality in the brains of those I’m responsible for.

2/4, DM.

[chemveil]

Nooo stupid it's not that part.

I mean it's sort of kind of that part.

It's the part where you're like "oh well if they volunteer I guess I have to because something something I'm a dumbass that can't figure out alternative options like banning my squad from volunteering."

2/4, DM.

[nishad]

Are y If that had been an option, I would have. […] The way it was being discussed by leadership, it was clear that it wouldn’t have been allowed. Something about having to let people choose to be stupid if they want to be.

2/4, DM.

[chemveil]

Bro who is gonna stop you you just like, make them run drills forever if they try to volunteer or tell them your squad is extra special because it's populated with babies idk.

I like seriously for real cannot have someone else with a scrambled brain.

dm, 2/5.

[loculus]

I'm cleaning house and located a few items that were missed when I promised that I would tell you everything. I'm here to set matters straight in the name of friendship, honesty, and you not killing me in my sleep. I will only discuss one of these topics at a time.

Recent lies of omission in chronological order:

I withheld ROM chocolate bars from you.

I've been [...] tentatively cleared for the field. A recon mission only, and with a Medical handler. Yes, I'm afraid and no, I'm not worried.

I slept with Nikola the night before we reconciled.

The Mess gave us each an extra brownie when I retrieved dinner, which I ate on my way back to you.

I believe my midlife crisis is having developed a sweet tooth.

dm, 2/5.

[chemveil]

[...]

Man, are we going to have to have weekly reports?

I guess my lie of omission is that I slammed another gulp of tequila after you fell asleep.

Who's your Medical handler?

dm, 2/5.

[loculus]

We may have to. And thank you for not polishing off the entire bottle, you thief.

A nurse named Nadine Weber who is, according to Singh, non-negotiable.

dm, 2/5.

[chemveil]

It's because I love and respect you. I was going to say we should save the rest for the next time we fight, but let's not do that again. I'll just steal more slowly over time.

Ok, good. [...] I'll [...] try not to freak out stress.

What changed your mind about Niko? Has he extricated himself enough from the old man mess shape?

dm, 2/5.

[loculus]

I'm investing the entirety fake stratosphere resistance salary into purchasing a safe and you will not have the combination.

I doubt they'll allow me to disembark if I'm experiencing an off-week.

[...] Hardly, but I had a moment of weakness when it became even more complicated, temporarily, and he understood that I'm not [...] keen to form a habit.

dm, 2/5.

[chemveil]

If the combination isn't my birthday that's really offensive, though.

No, you're right. [...] I'll still worry, but I guess the normal amount. Have you had an off week since you've been here?

Sticking to quarterly lays? I hope it was helpful.

dm, early 2/18.

[loculus]

Dear diary,

[...] I may have flown too close to the sun, so to speak. [...] Romantically. [...] While there are plenty of better ways to phrase this without the use of tired idioms, unfortunately all cylinders are dedicated to Kamchatka even though (— If I'm honest. May I be honest? I'll be honest: —) I may prefer to expend them on [...] this. Right now. As I can't decide how to proceed and I'd very much like to.

Such is life.

From Russia (shortly) with love (forever),
Domingo

P.S. Don't tell Maryle.

2/19, DM.

[nishad]

Have you figured out the best way to be like "hey, so, I know you haven't seen your family member in a long time, but surprise, they're actually an undercover agent and they'll be on board the Mnemo soon!" yet?

2/19, DM.

[chemveil]

I might just kill us both. Seems easier.

2/19, DM.

[nishad]

Not for me. "I'm here to collect you. Why am I so depressed? Well, this woman I'm quite fond of just took herself and your brother out via airlock. Was that not the update you wanted on your way to the stronghold...?"

2/19, DM.

[chemveil]

You won't have to say airlock, I'm more creative than that.

[...]

I'm just going to sit him down and tell him.I don't think there's really any other way to do it, outside of murder-suicide or being insanely drunk. Or if you can somehow get me weed before tomorrow.

2/19, DM.

[nishad]

I thought you might be, but I didn't think I'd live up to your creativity when it comes to murder anyway, so I settled for airlock.

I'm not really in the know for who has weed on board, unfortunately. [...] There's another thing that I want to tell you, but I think it's more that selfishly I want to talk to you about it, rather than I'm certain that I should. It's not about Dom.

2/19, DM.

[chemveil]

Borrrrrring.

What use are you then? I guess I need to do it the hard way.

[...]

What is it?

dm, 2/21. during salsa.

[loculus]

[after this]

Paging Dr. Bone.

dm, 2/21. during salsa.

[chemveil]

Did that stupid

Dr. Bone, reporting for duty.

dm, 2/21. during salsa.

[loculus]

Company: Yes or No?

dm, 2/21. during salsa.

[chemveil]

You should be enjoying dancing.

dm, 2/21. during salsa.

[loculus]

Nearly every one of my dances has been off. I can't even gloat. What happened, mi vida?

dm, 2/21. during salsa.

[chemveil]

So we're both failures, just as the universe intended. You can still enjoy being questionably skilled at dancing, though.

[...]

I don't know. I'm just on edge.