I'm cleaning house and located a few items that were missed when I promised that I would tell you everything. I'm here to set matters straight in the name of friendship, honesty, and you not killing me in my sleep. I will only discuss one of these topics at a time.

Recent lies of omission in chronological order:

I withheld ROM chocolate bars from you.

I've been [...] tentatively cleared for the field. A recon mission only, and with a Medical handler. Yes, I'm afraid and no, I'm not worried.

I slept with Nikola the night before we reconciled.

The Mess gave us each an extra brownie when I retrieved dinner, which I ate on my way back to you.

I believe my midlife crisis is having developed a sweet tooth.