chemveil | IC Spam

I'm cleaning house and located a few items that were missed when I promised that I would tell you everything. I'm here to set matters straight in the name of friendship, honesty, and you not killing me in my sleep. I will only discuss one of these topics at a time.

Recent lies of omission in chronological order:

I withheld ROM chocolate bars from you.

I've been [...] tentatively cleared for the field. A recon mission only, and with a Medical handler. Yes, I'm afraid and no, I'm not worried.

I slept with Nikola the night before we reconciled.

The Mess gave us each an extra brownie when I retrieved dinner, which I ate on my way back to you.

I believe my midlife crisis is having developed a sweet tooth.

Edited (this is so stupid) 2026-02-05 20:56 (UTC)

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Man, are we going to have to have weekly reports?

I guess my lie of omission is that I slammed another gulp of tequila after you fell asleep.

Who's your Medical handler?

We may have to. And thank you for not polishing off the entire bottle, you thief.

A nurse named Nadine Weber who is, according to Singh, non-negotiable.

Edited 2026-02-05 21:30 (UTC)

It's because I love and respect you. I was going to say we should save the rest for the next time we fight, but let's not do that again. I'll just steal more slowly over time.

Ok, good. [...] I'll [...] try not to ~~freak out~~ stress.

What changed your mind about Niko? Has he extricated himself enough from the old man mess shape?

I'm investing the entirety fake stratosphere resistance salary into purchasing a safe and you will not have the combination.

I doubt they'll allow me to disembark if I'm experiencing an off-week.

[...] Hardly, but I had a moment of weakness when it became even more complicated, temporarily, and he understood that I'm not [...] keen to form a habit.

If the combination isn't my birthday that's really offensive, though.

No, you're right. [...] I'll still worry, but I guess the normal amount. Have you had an off week since you've been here?

Sticking to quarterly lays? I hope it was helpful.

That's fine.

Not a full week but days, yes.

As do I.

Well I'm going to get a safe and put the carton of cigarettes I have in it.

Is it getting any better? [...] Maybe too soon to tell.

I'll keep an eye on him and see if he seems to be uplifted from your magical loins.

Also sweets midlife crisis does not excuse all these dessert withholdings?? What the fuck.