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[chemveil]

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2/4, DM.

[nishad]

Okay. […] I’ll figure something out.

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[chemveil]

Ok and the something else is not secretly brain scrambling y/n? Because I will extra scramble your brain. With murder.

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[nishad]

I’m starting to think you’d miss me too much to go through with the murder, actually.

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[chemveil]

You underestimate how vindictive I am.

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[nishad]

The punishment for being sad that I’m hurt certainly makes sense to be my execution.

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[chemveil]

Not SAD. Inconvenienced.

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[nishad]

Tell me more about how it would inconvenience you.

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[chemveil]

Oh my god, because my friends are limited. I can't bully the higher ups or I get banned from research data. Your ego is so super dumb.

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[nishad]

In other words, you would miss me. […] Surely someone can get you access, even if Aldana is pissed at you.

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[chemveil]

Oh I'm incorah incorrgabel incorrigible, I have my sources and Adri will lose his shit but whatever.

We're friends dumbass of course I'd miss you. There's a fuckin shriveled up heart in there somewhere.

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[nishad]

Well, you’re Maryle. You can’t be stopped. For better or worse.

Please. It’s not shriveled, just well hidden.

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[chemveil]

Always for worse.

Shriveled. Desiccated. Withered. Very nearly wizened.

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[nishad]

Almost always.

Lying is one of your best defenses.

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[chemveil]

Please tell Adri this I'm sure he'll be thrilled to know.

It also makes me charming as hell.

Wait did you say sorry yet.

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[nishad]

I would have made things worse if I’d tried to talk to him. You’re welcome for not.

I don’t know if I can attest to that.

I thought maybe you’d forget about that part.

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[chemveil]

He was in a MOOD.

Ok please do a survey of the ship and everyone will say my straightforward honesty is a very lovely trait.

Mind like a steel trap, bitch.

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[nishad]

I think just about everyone was in a mood.

I think they’d say whatever you wanted them to say, but are we saying straightforward honesty is what you’re known for…?

I’m sorry I scared you by saying there was a possibility that you might not have me around in peak condition anymore.

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[chemveil]

I was losing it.

What do you think they'd say without the threat of me?

Your brain is already half empty, you'd be such a bummer even more busted up ok?

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[nishad]

If you think I couldn’t tell… Most people were, though.

They’d say that you’re charming, beautiful, and absolutely ridiculous.

Uh-huh.

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[chemveil]

I think I was pretty much on full display yesterday. I was having a few bad days.

Sounds right.

Yep!!!

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[nishad]

I don’t think anyone can hold it against you if you still weren’t feeling well.

They might also say you’re emotionally avoidant and that you like pulling pigtails.

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[chemveil]

Well I'm all better now. I'm drunk.

That's only because they're dumb babies.

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[nishad]

I can tell. That’s one way to knock out a cold, I suppose.

M I don’t think anyone has any complaints about it.

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[chemveil]

Well I It poisons the germs like it poisons your body. Like how a fever nukes germs and also you.

Oh they do and I am sure they will let me know but I don't care. I'm an adult.

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[nishad]

Sure it does. Who has the pleasure of keeping you company?

[…] Sorry, what part are we saying they’ll be complaining about?