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dm, 2/21. during salsa.

[loculus]

I'll inform Nishad he should treat you worse. Would you like me to send a search party if you haven't returned in twenty minutes?

dm, 2/21. during salsa.

[chemveil]

Thanks. Don't tell him I said he's pathetic because then you'll have to explain that I know his stupid secret.

[...]

Will you come have a drink with me? Just one. Then I'll come back with you.

dm, 2/21. during salsa.

[loculus]

I'd never tell a man he's pathetic to his face unless I was trying to sleep with him.

Of course. But if it's your Mystery Juice I'll leave again.

dm, 2/21. during salsa.

[chemveil]

Same.

I have whiskey.

[...]

I'm sorry, Dom.

dm, 2/21. during salsa.

[loculus]

[...] You haven't done anything to me.

dm, 2/21. during salsa.

[chemveil]

I'm being a problem keeping you from dancing.

dm, 2/21. during salsa.

[loculus]

Lack of a formal outlet's never stopped me before.

dm, 2/21. during salsa.

[chemveil]

Very true.

[...]

Sorr Thanks.

dm, 2/21. during salsa.

[loculus]

I'll do anything for you.

dm, 2/21. during salsa.

[chemveil]

Not if I kill you first.

dm, 2/21. during salsa.

[loculus]

Rescind the threat and I'll allow you three pointed mockeries of my diary entry while we drink. I'm offering now so you have time to prepare.

dm, 2/21. during salsa.

[chemveil]

[...] I love you with my entire shriveled heart and would never kill you.

dm, 2/21. during salsa.

[loculus]

Thank you, I'll be framing that shortly.

dm, 2/21. during salsa.

[chemveil]

I'll sign it.

Thank you. I missed you.