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[chemveil]

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2/4, DM.

[nishad]

24 HOURS AFTER THIS.

Can I be done fucking off now?

2/4, DM.

[chemveil]

Drunk from this.

I guesssssss. But you have to apologize for being stupid.

2/4, DM.

[nishad]

[…] I wouldn’t say it’s stupid to feel responsible for maintaining functionality in the brains of those I’m responsible for.

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[chemveil]

Nooo stupid it's not that part.

I mean it's sort of kind of that part.

It's the part where you're like "oh well if they volunteer I guess I have to because something something I'm a dumbass that can't figure out alternative options like banning my squad from volunteering."

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[nishad]

Are y If that had been an option, I would have. […] The way it was being discussed by leadership, it was clear that it wouldn’t have been allowed. Something about having to let people choose to be stupid if they want to be.

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[chemveil]

Bro who is gonna stop you you just like, make them run drills forever if they try to volunteer or tell them your squad is extra special because it's populated with babies idk.

I like seriously for real cannot have someone else with a scrambled brain.

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[nishad]

Okay. […] I’ll figure something out.

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[chemveil]

Ok and the something else is not secretly brain scrambling y/n? Because I will extra scramble your brain. With murder.

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[nishad]

I’m starting to think you’d miss me too much to go through with the murder, actually.

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[chemveil]

You underestimate how vindictive I am.

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[nishad]

The punishment for being sad that I’m hurt certainly makes sense to be my execution.

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[chemveil]

Not SAD. Inconvenienced.

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[nishad]

Tell me more about how it would inconvenience you.

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[chemveil]

Oh my god, because my friends are limited. I can't bully the higher ups or I get banned from research data. Your ego is so super dumb.

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[nishad]

In other words, you would miss me. […] Surely someone can get you access, even if Aldana is pissed at you.

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[chemveil]

Oh I'm incorah incorrgabel incorrigible, I have my sources and Adri will lose his shit but whatever.

We're friends dumbass of course I'd miss you. There's a fuckin shriveled up heart in there somewhere.

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[nishad]

Well, you’re Maryle. You can’t be stopped. For better or worse.

Please. It’s not shriveled, just well hidden.

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[chemveil]

Always for worse.

Shriveled. Desiccated. Withered. Very nearly wizened.

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[nishad]

Almost always.

Lying is one of your best defenses.

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[chemveil]

Please tell Adri this I'm sure he'll be thrilled to know.

It also makes me charming as hell.

Wait did you say sorry yet.

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[nishad]

I would have made things worse if I’d tried to talk to him. You’re welcome for not.

I don’t know if I can attest to that.

I thought maybe you’d forget about that part.

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[chemveil]

He was in a MOOD.

Ok please do a survey of the ship and everyone will say my straightforward honesty is a very lovely trait.

Mind like a steel trap, bitch.

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[nishad]

I think just about everyone was in a mood.

I think they’d say whatever you wanted them to say, but are we saying straightforward honesty is what you’re known for…?

I’m sorry I scared you by saying there was a possibility that you might not have me around in peak condition anymore.

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[chemveil]

I was losing it.

What do you think they'd say without the threat of me?

Your brain is already half empty, you'd be such a bummer even more busted up ok?

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[nishad]

If you think I couldn’t tell… Most people were, though.

They’d say that you’re charming, beautiful, and absolutely ridiculous.

Uh-huh.