chemveil | IC Spam

I really am impressive, huh?

You didn't deserve a fee, but even if you did, it doesn't explain my current lack of chocolate bars.

Edited 2026-02-06 06:51 (UTC)

In a fearsome sort of way.

They're rum-flavoured.

You like having a challenge around.

Are you torturing me or just trying to add to my excitement?

My response to both your statement and your inquiry is: Yes.

I hate you. Bring me chocolate.

I love you and I happen to be indisposed.

I'm coming over.

What if I'm relieving stress? Or worse, what if I'm not there at all?

You feel like shit because you're hungover, I bet you're laying in bed feeling sorry for yourself.

I'll have you know I am both out and about and, yes, feeling sorry for myself.

Edited 2026-02-06 16:39 (UTC)

I guess there are maybe things you need to get done.

I'll leave you to your patheticness.

I may or may not leave something in your top left desk drawer after lunch. If this occurs, kindly remember how precious such luxuries are in space and try to savour it.

Love you very very much. I shoved a handful of ibuprofen into your glasses case last night.

[...] Please do not ever leave me.

♥ You're trapped with me forever.

I've never been so grateful to be the victim of an unbreakable curse.

Dear diary,

[...] I may have flown too close to the sun, so to speak. [...] Romantically. [...] While there are plenty of better ways to phrase this without the use of tired idioms, unfortunately all cylinders are dedicated to Kamchatka even though (— If I'm honest. May I be honest? I'll be honest: —) I may prefer to expend them on [...] this. Right now. As I can't decide how to proceed and I'd very much like to.

Such is life.

From Russia (shortly) with love (forever),
Domingo

P.S. Don't tell Maryle.

Edited (the last thing he sends before leaving for russia ✌️ byeeee) 2026-02-18 21:24 (UTC)

Have you figured out the best way to be like "hey, so, I know you haven't seen your family member in a long time, but surprise, they're actually an undercover agent and they'll be on board the Mnemo soon!" yet?

I might just kill us both. Seems easier.

Not for me. "I'm here to collect you. Why am I so depressed? Well, this woman I'm quite fond of just took herself and your brother out via airlock. Was that not the update you wanted on your way to the stronghold...?"

Edited 2026-02-20 04:07 (UTC)

You won't have to say airlock, I'm more creative than that.

[...]

I'm just going to sit him down and tell him.I don't think there's really any other way to do it, outside of murder-suicide or being insanely drunk. Or if you can somehow get me weed before tomorrow.

I thought you might be, but I didn't think I'd live up to your creativity when it comes to murder anyway, so I settled for airlock.

I'm not really in the know for who has weed on board, unfortunately. [...] There's another thing that I want to tell you, but I think it's more that selfishly I want to talk to you about it, rather than I'm certain that I should. It's not about Dom.

Borrrrrring.

What use are you then? I guess I need to do it the hard way.

[...]

What is it?

I have plenty of uses, just fewer that you'll take me up on.

Dom's not the only one with incoming undercover agent family.

I know I could kill you to get out all my rage, but then what would I be left with?

[.....]

What? Who? You?

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